Calm the Fuck Down Book

Calm the Fuck Down Book

If you’re a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from “my baby won’t poop” to “my boy likes girl toys” to “everything costs too much,” David Vienna‘s wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform—and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about.
Great new dad gift that’ll keep him calm, cool, and collected.

Editorial Reviews

“Step 1: Buy this book. Step 2: There is no second step.” —Farah Miller, editor Huffington Post Parents

“If Vienna’s CTFD had been available four years ago, the money I could have saved on antacid and Grecian Formula would easily fund my daughter’s first year of college.” —Dave Engledow, author of World’s Best Father

Paperback; 14 x 19.6cm. 112 pages

Specifications

• Product Dimensions: 14 x 19.6cm
• Material: Paper

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