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Vimrod - Keyring - Pub

Keyring with the wording:

"if at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub.".

Size approx 6cm x 4cm.
Also available as a journal.

$9.95

               

Vimrod - Keyring - Evolve

Keyring with the wording:

"a while back, men were given the choice:
evolve or watch football.
The rest is history".

Size approx 6cm x 4cm.

$9.95

               

Vimrod - Keyring - Farting

Keyring with the wording:

"my farts hospitalise small children".

Size approx 6cm x 4cm.
Also available as a magnet & book.

$9.95

               

Vimrod - Magnet - Computer

Magnet with the wording:

"hello, this is your computer speaking". You have no idea what you're doing - do you?

Size approx 9cm x 4.5cm.


$9.95

               

Vimrod - Magnet - So this

Keyring with the wording:

"so this is it?".

Size approx 9cm x 4.5cm.


$9.95

               

Vimrod - Magnet - Farting

Keyring with the wording:

"my farts hospitalise small children".

Size approx 9cm x 4.5cm.
Also available as a keyring & book.

$9.95

               

Vimrod - Journal - Chocolate

Hardcover A5 Journal with the wording on the cover:

"life is a struggle between good, evil and chocolate".

Blank inside with ruled lines


$12.95

               

Vimrod - Journal - Pub

Hardcover A5 Journal with the wording on the cover:

"if at first you don't succeed - give up and go to the pub".

Blank inside with ruled lines


$12.95

               

Vimrod - Journal - Life

Hardcover A5 Journal with the wording on the cover:

"hello, this is your life speaking, you have no idea what you're doing, do you?".

Blank inside with ruled lines


$12.95

               

Vimrod - Drink

This book presents an exciting new collection of cartoons that celebrate the beauty of booze, proving that in life, as in all things, all you need is love, gin and tonic.

There's nothing like a cold beer on a hot day. Or on a warm day. Or a cool day. Or even a cold day. In fact, few things are as adaptable as alcohol. It makes the bad times good and the good times better.

It comes in a variety of flavours, colours, strengths, shapes and sizes (ok, it's the glasses that are the different shapes and sizes, but you get the idea). Vimrod is here to celebrate the world's favourite pastime with a series of illustrations that look at the world through the bottom of a bottle with the humour and clarity that only a stiff drink can provide:

An empty glass means a full life. Wine is made to be drunk. I am drunk. Therefore, am I wine? Drink is one of the first in an exciting new collection of books inspired by the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon.

Filled with priceless jokes, fables and philosophy, these drawings are as bold as a Cabernet Sauvignon and as fruity as Bordeaux. Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this book the perfect gift, whatever your tipple of choice.

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm

Vimrod - Dogs

Simple but bold illustrations, bright cheery colours and original, quirky comments have made the Vimrod series of books instant hits.

Following classic titles in the series such as Farting and Drinking, Dogs is a brilliantly funny must-have book that is perfect for dog lovers everywhere.

• The answer to the universe is woof
• The dog, the whole dog and nothing but the dog
• I had to choose between my dog & my husband...I do miss him sometimes, he was a good man

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm

Vimrod - Love

We all know what difficult it can be when you try to tell that special someone how much they mean to you. Gestures filled with love and romance somehow always ends up a bit of an embarrassment.

You buy lilies when you know they remind your girlfriend of death. You cook a delicious peanut curry for the boyfriend with nut allergies. And you can guarantee that whilst you meant this day to be the day you told them those three magic words, all you'll be able to muster are some not very romantic four letter ones.

Vimrod is here to say all those romantic things you've been desperate to say but just couldn't find the right way to say them.

I'm so in love with you. Let's fly to the moon and back
(we can stop for a quick pee though if you need one) I wanna hug ya, like do donut hugs da hole in da donut

It's romance, but not as we know it ...

Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make these books the perfect gift for the man or woman of your dreams..

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm

Vimrod - Dads

He's called 'Daddy' when you're little or when you want something very expensive; 'Father' when you get older and are trying to be condescending; 'Pop' or 'Granddad' when you get kids of your own, and *?!@ when he says the forbidden phrase 'You're not going out like that!' But deep down, he's always the same old Dad.

Show the most special man in the world how much you love, appreciate and respect him: dad, you're the best. When I'm old I want to do everything the way you do it, except the way you eat, the way you dance, and some of your opinions are, well, crap.

Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make these the perfect gift for the man with the bottomless wallet and the hairless head (aka Dad).

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm

Vimrod - Farting

A joyful celebration of one of mankind's most enduring pastimes and nature's funniest joke. Farts is one of the first in an exciting new collection of books inspired by the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon.

Filled with priceless jokes, fables and philosophy, these drawings are as funny as 'pull my finger' and as innovative as a DIY Jacuzzi.

He who laughs last laughs longest. But he who farts last gets blamed even though others may have made worse farts before him.

Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this book the perfect gift for anyone who has 'enriched' your life with their unique emissions.

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm

Vimrod - Blokehood

Whatever happened to the good old 'bloke'?

Well, he's still here! Watching football, drinking beer, sitting on the sofa, and going hunting (for girls, not beasts).

There is no place like home. Except the pub. That is kind of like home to me.

I fart when provoked.

I am not stubborn. I am merely correct.

Add a little more beer, the odd game of two halves and you get pretty close to why this book is the perfect gift for every guy...it's the bible of blokehood!

Hardcover book - 32 pages
Author: Ralph Lazar
Size: 17cm x 13cm