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Potty Putter - for the golfer that just can't get enough golf!

Practice makes perfect - or so they say. Potty Putter allows golf practice even in the bathroom!

• Putting Green mat - made from the same professional carpet as at miniature golf courses
• Putting cup with flag
• Two Golf Balls
• Putter
• Do Not Disturb sign

Divot Repairer with ball marker

Divot Repairer with ball marker in a magnetic opening presentation box, has space on front approx 1 cm that could be a good spot for engraving initials or space on the back of the repairer which could also be engraved upon - this space is approx 3cm x 1.5cm

Actual size of Repairer is approx 8cm - great gift idea.

Golf Divot Repairer and Tees

Divot repairer and ball marker on a handy clip with 10 black wooden tees. Presented in a small clear bag.

Approx 8cm long plus it may be possible to engrave initials just above fork area if required.

Golf Presentation Gift Set

Golf Gift Set, ideal gift for friend or family member or as a corporate golf gift or golf day prize.

Presented in a black gift box, the pack contains a black towel, golf ball keyring, two tees and a flick out multi tool, with divot repairer, ball marker, brush and small knife.

It may be possible to engrave the reverse of the multi tool or the back of the keyring.

Golf Multi Tool

Handy Golf multi tool, includes pitch repairer, tee and ball marker, can be easily clipped onto golf bag or belt.

Photo Frame - Golf

Golf photo frame - holds approx 3.5 x 5inch size photo - has an engraving space at the bottom of the frame.

Frame size is approx 12cm wide x 16cm high

Golf Wine Bottle Opener Set

Bottle - Wine Opener Set. Black moulded wine bottle case that opens to reveal; Waiters friend, all in one pourer & stopper and a drip stopper ring. Height is approx 24cm's.

Pewter Golf badge that has a small area suitable for engraving

Golf Bloke Stubby Holder

Stubby holder reads:

Golfin' Bloke

Recycled Golf Balls

Golfers can be green too!

This pack of 12 mixed Titleist golf balls have been rescued from courses around the world, washed and graded. These Golf balls are in near mint condition and still have loads of life left.

Once lost, they are now found and needing a new home. Perfect for those who may lose balls regularly, yet still like to play with a top brand ball.

What is near mint condition?
NEAR MINT recycled golf balls are clean, playable and may have moderate surface blemishes and minor to moderate ink marks, corporate or sport team logos or discolouration. The blemishes will not affect the ball’s design and playability. Although these balls are slightly cosmetically challenged, they have no significant cuts or creases. They are similar to a ball you’ve played a few holes with, so you’ll still be able to shoot your best score with these!.

Eject a Putt

Thought it was in the hole? - Think again!
Fun golf gift.

Eject a putt, ejects the ball from the hole.

Golf - The Cure for a Grumpy Old Man

Peter Alliss has been entertaining huge TV audiences for the BBC and ABC in America for many years. In this new anecdotal but thoroughly practical book, Peter Alliss sets out to promote golf as the answer to middle-aged discontentment.

Peter Alliss has no difficulty giving compelling reasons as to why golf is the perfect game for adults - breathtaking scenery, fresh air, camaraderie and instant therapy.

The author describes how to go about taking up the game, what equipment is necessary to buy and who to contact for lessons. With the aid of line drawings, he describes the basic techniques of golf, how to maintain a consistent swing and how to build up self-confidence.

Golf - The Cure for a Grumpy Old Man is aimed at regular golfers whose skills have deteriorated and would-be golfers who need the guidance as to which path to follow. Alliss's humorous but always helpful book will confirm the great game as a really accessible and hugely enjoyable pastime to pursue for both men and women.

Hardcover book - 264 pages
Author: Peter Alliss
Size: 12.5cm x 19.5cm

Don'ts for Golfers

A fascinating pocket sized nostalgic insight into sports etiquette in the 1920's.

Don'ts for Golfers was first published in 1925, as part of a series that included Blanche Ebbutt's Don'ts for Husbands and Don'ts for Wives. This pocket-sized edition contains hundreds of tips for golfers of all abilities. The advice, ranging from technique and fashion to etiquette on the course and in the Club House, provides an entertaining snapshot of life in 1920s Britain. Tips include such gems as:

* Don't over-indulge yourself in eating and drinking during the non-golfing days, and then expect to work off excess by a good game of Golf. You may play Golf of sorts, but it will not be a good game.

* Don't make Golf your sole topic of conversation. There are a few otherwise quite intelligent persons who are non-golfers. You will never make converts if you bore non-players to distraction by forever talking of the Royal and Ancient Game.

* Don't irritate your opponent by wearing jazzy colours. To dazzle his eyes with a multi-coloured pull-over or peace-disturbing golf stockings is to take a mean advantage.

Hardcover book - 70 pages
Author: Sandy Green
Size: 11cm x 7cm

Great Golf Quotes

There is a commonly held belief that golfers are calm and contained and never give vent to their feelings in public. The truth, however, indicates otherwise. There is as much passion and emotion in the seemingly genteel, ancient pursuit of golf as in any boxing title match. Golfers are driven by a multitude of personal motives, including ambition, jealousy and defiance.
But above all, there is an honesty that is shared by all because golf is a great leveller - golfers are victims of the game, never its complete master. Classic Golf Quotes is a catalogue of two thousand of the most expressive and insightful thoughts and sayings of players and commentators, from past centuries to the present day. They define the essence of golfing, and range from frustrated anger (Seve Ballesteros telling his caddie, 'It's not your fault. It's mine because I listen to you'), to self-deprecation (Bruce Crampton, finishing second for the fifth time, 'I shall appear next year in my customary role as defending runner-up'). This is the world of golf as seen by its leading characters who were brave - or daft - enough to voice their thoughts in front of a camera, notebook or tape-recorder.

Paperback book - 316 pages
Author: Michael McDonnell
Size: 20cm x 13cm

T- Shirt - My Best Hole

White T Shirt - My best hole.

T shirt reads - my best hole? the 19th of course!.

Fun golf tshirt - ideal as a gift for your golfing mate or corporate golf day prize!

Also available in the My Best Hole range:
Stubby Holders
Greeting Cards

T- Shirt - Life Golf

White T Shirt - Golf is

T shirt reads - Golf is my wife life .

Fun golf tshirt - ideal as a gift for the keen golfer, your golfing mate or corporate golf day prize!

Also available in the Golf is my life range:
Stubby Holders
Greeting Cards

Bonus Buy - Purchase a Golf is my Wife/Life t-shirt and receive a matching greeting card valued at $4.95 - Free.

Golf - Water/Drink Bottle

Stainless steel water/drink bottle with handy carry pouch and belt clip - has a pewter plaque with a golfer on it. Size 62mm diameter x 230mm high.

Flat Top Tees

Watch your golf partner become frustrated... try balancing a ball on top of one of these tees - the ball falls off each time.

Girly Tease or is that Tees?

Here's a bit of fun... Sexy golf tees, multi purpose - use as a tee or use her legs as a divot repairer

Stainless Steel Stubby Holder - Golf

Stainless Steel Stubby Holder / Can Cooler. Has an image of a golfer & the wording "The Drive" on it.

Cufflinks - Golf Ball

Cufflinks with a golfball.
Presented in a gift box.

Golf BBQ Apron

Golf Printed Black Apron - Full Length - "They called it Golf because all the other four letter words were taken." Made from 100% heavy duty cotton & fully machine washable.


$28.95

               

Golf Stubby Holder

Great gift for the frustrated golfer.

"They called it Golf because all the other four letter words were taken."

Novelty Golf Balls - The Awesome Foursome

Liven up your next round of golf with these novelty golf balls.

• Unputtaball - Golf ball, Try to Putt it, it jumps, baulks, skids & gyrates
• Jetstreamer - Golf ball, Ejects a long streaming, spiralling ribbon on impact
• The Phantom - Golf ball, A ball that vanishes into a watery mist on impact
• The Exploder - Golf ball, This ball vanishes into a cloud upon impact

Giggle Tees

Sometimes a round of golf needs a good laugh - These Giggle tees have a different joke on each tee - Pack of 60 Tees.

Giggleput Ball

Electronic Golf Ball - This putting ball will laugh out loud, giggle & snicker when putted. Sure to make even the most frustrated golfer smile!

Where did my ball land?

Ok, who let the dog onto the course?

Golf ball in fake dog poop!

Novelty golf gift that will make someone say "eewww" and give them a laugh when they find its not for real.

Made from soft squishy rubber this is a fun gift, especially for those golfers that often lose their balls .